Biography: Raised by wolves in the Alaskan wilderness, The Sheaks shot a man in Reno just to watch TV, became mail-order ninjas, fought in Afghanistan (not the war, just each other…and not really in Afghanistan as much as Sheboygan), and were sent from the future to stop something important from happening in our time, got high and forgot. Now they walk among us. They’re also compulsive liars. But they can rock it. The New Alternative revolution has started. Join us.
Will Sheaks – Vocals/Lead Guitar
Justin Moore – Drums, Percussion
Chris Cortez – Bass, Backup Vocals
Matt Sheaks – Vocals/Rhythm Guitar